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      Several nerd interns chained to their tables in our basement have been assigned the task of selecting eBooks, Print Books, Albums, Audiobooks, special items and DVDs that they wish they could afford... and we are pleased with their selections that cover everything from How to Speak Klingon, Celestial Navigation for the Complete Idiot and A Guide to Meeting Women, as well as the Big Bang Theory, Computer Programming, plus books and items created by our followers on subjects like Film Scoring, Legal Mysteriesand instructional DVDs on Sign Language. Follow us on Twitter @TheRealNerdz47 for new items/titles added to the READ section of our Store that our interns believe have Nerdz appeal.

What Women Really Mean
By Nick Shoveen

Female - English Dictionary designed for Men

This Female-to-English dictionary is a guide to interpreting & manipulating the female thought process and gives any male an even chance in dealing with a female.



Guide to Meeting Women
By Nick Shoveen

Female - English Dictionary designed for Men

A comprehensive system for making the acquaintance of new females in any situation, from a funeral, to a wedding, in a bookstore, a market, a singles bar, etc. .



Phone Sex Manual
By Nick Shoveen

This popular book shows how with a minimum investment, you can make more than $200/hour working from the privacy of your own home, with no boss and no overhead. Covers everything you need from incoming phone lines, hiring 'actresses,' and much more.




Star Trek -  Klingon Dictionary
By Marc Okrand

The official guide to Klingon words and phrases

The Klingon Dictionary is the first comprehensive sourcebook for Klingon language and syntax, including words and expressions that illustrate the complex nature of Klingon culture. It features a precise pronunciation guide and a small phrasebook.

Secrets to Success
By Edwin H. Sinclair Jr.

27 Requirements To Becoming Successful

This book is especially for any person looking to climb the success ladder.
    It covers all the important rules to follow concerning personal conduct both in and out of the workplace, plus 27 requirements that any professionally-oriented person must follow to 'fit in.'



How Not to Write a Novel
By Edwin H. Sinclair Jr.

Successful author Sinclair proudly admits to having made almost every mistake possible during his writing career, and with this book he tries to help new writers from following in his footsteps.
     He also discusses the benefits that new technology offers, and his 17 chapters contain much valuable information, writing/publishing/distribution tips and advice about agents, Amazon, the Internet, POD, author scams, and much more.



The Klingon Art of War

Ancient Principles of Ruthless Honor

Passed down from the time of Kahless, ten precepts have shaped Klingon culture andindoctrinated Klingons in the Way of the Warrior. With this new translation, people from all walks of life—and all worlds—can harness the ancient Klingon wisdom and learn to embody courage, discipline, and honor.

Celestial Navigation for the Idiot
By Gene Grossman

In addition to writing the Peter Sharp Legal Mystery series, author Gene Grossman has another topic he is fond of and knowledgeable about: boating. He always dreamed of sailing down the entire west coast of Canada and the U.S., stopping at the numerous yacht clubs along the way and earning his anchorage fees and dinners by giving lectures on celestial navigation.



How to Write a Mystery Novel
By Gene Grossman

If you've enjoyed reading mysteries and want to try your hand at creating a series on your own, you will find this book a valuable aid, because it reveals Gene's thought processes as he created the series, and provides you with valuable information that will help you with your own writing efforts.

Gene Grossman created the popular 15-book series of Peter Sharp Legal Mysteries



A Very Klingon Khristmas
By Paul Ruditis - Hardcover

This hilarious parody firmly plants Klingons at the center of the Christmas story—where they rightly should be—including everything from a Santa equipped with retractable claws, tribbles in the stockings of naughty Klingon boys and girls, and the spirited holiday warmth of a hot cup of mulled blood wine. Illustrated in a Norman Rockwell–inspired style.

Fore! - The Best of Wodehouse on Golf
By P.G. Wodehouse

Written by P.G. Wodehouse, creator of Jeeves & Wooster and whose BBC television series of the same name starred House Hugh Laurie. This book is a collection of humorous golf stories allegedly told by the 'eldest member,' as he sat at the 19th hole of Wodehouse's fictional private golf club.



The Complete Golfer
By Harry Vardon

A copy of Harry Vardon's Complete Golfer should be in the nightstand of every person who has ever played, watched, or shown the slightest interest in golf. Its illustrated 33 chapters cover absolutely everything you could ever have any questions about when it comes to playing golf, which also makes this book the perfect gift for any person you know who is difficult to buy gifts for.




Star Trek -  How to Speak Klingon
By Marc Okrand

Essential Phrases for the Intergalactic Traveler

Master the harsh, guttural language of Klingon. This amusing and enlightening primer on ill-tempered and proud Klingon culture uses a built-in sound module to teach readers an array of crucial compliments ("You bludgeon divinely."), toasts ("Today is a good day to die"), and insults ("Your mother has a smooth forehead")

Conversational Klingon - Audiobook
By Marc Okrand, Presented by Michael Dorn


Learn the Universe's Fastest Growing Language

Star Trek - Klingon for the Galactic Traveler
By Marc Okrand

A misspoken word to a Klingon, who is quick to take offense and even quicker to take action, could have dire consequences. This book is the indispensable guide for the galactic traveler.

An Independent, Amazing, Unofficial A-Z of The Big Bang Theory
By Amy Rickman

The Big Bang Theory has been showered with awards for being the smartest and funniest TV sitcom around. From special guests like Katee Sackhoff and River Glau, to predecessor shows like Beauty and the Geek and The IT Crowd, it's all here.

The Big Bang Theory Wall Calendar

2014 Calendar




How to Get Started & Manage Your Stand-Up Comedy Career
By Barry Neal

Inside the Serious Busines of Comedy

  Professional comedy coach and performer Barry Neal's book teaches the unwritten rules previously learned only by trial and error, during the first few years of starting out as a professional comedian. This is the perfect book for any person, any age, who has ever contemplated becoming a stand-up comedian.





The Slide-Rule and How to Use It
By Charles Hoare

  This is an EXACT reproduction of a book published before 1923. This IS NOT an OCR'd book with strange characters, introduced typographical errors, and jumbled words. This book may have occasional imperfections such as missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. that were either part of the original artifact, or were introduced by the scanning process.



By László Polgár

5334 Problems, Combinations and Games

  The most complete collection of chess problems ever published, including 5,334 instructional situations, presented by the world's leading chess teacher. Chess analyzes more than 5,000 unique instructional situations, many taken from real matches, including 306 problems for checkmate in one move, 3,412 mates in two moves, 744 mates in three moves, 600 miniature games, 144 simple endgames, and 128 tournament game combinations. Chapters are organized by problem type.



Computer Programming for Teens
By Mary E. Farrell

 Ready to learn computer programming but aren't sure where to start? Look no further, Computer Programming for Teens is the book for you. Other books on programming tend to be language specific and often get bogged down in the syntax of the language. That is fine if you already have a strong background in programming, but if you're a novice, the language-specific approach can make things unnecessarily difficult. Computer Programming for Teens stresses concepts over language, but still includes examples in the most popular languages--specifically HTML, C++, and Java.



The Big Bang Theory and Philosophy: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Aristotle, Locke
By Dean Kowalski

  This book mines the deep thinking of some of history's most potent philosophical minds to explore your most pressing questions about The Big Bang Theory and its nerdy genius characters. You might find other philosophy books on science and cosmology, but only this one refers to Darth Vader Force-chokes, cloning Leonard Nimoy, and oompa-loompa-like engineers. Fo-shizzle.



The Eight Characters of Comedy
By Scott Sedita

Guide to Sitcom Acting And Writing

  At the core of this Hollywood howto guide is the concept of The Eight Characters of Comedy, the eight specific character archetypes used in sitcoms dating back to the advent of TV. Every actor can find a sitcom niche by identifying with one of these eight characters. Using past and current actors and sitcom personalities, Sedita describes in detail where these characters come from and how actors can play them truthfully

Say It With Sign 10-DVD Set
By Lawrence & Sharon Solow

Sign Language is now the third most popular language in the United States (after English and Spanish) and is used by everyone from athletes to stock traders, as well as being taught to and accepted as a second language in a growing number of colleges.
    There are forty half-hour lessons in the SAY IT WITH SIGN set, each containing a series of new Signs, several Fingerspelling exercises, and some sample dialogue given to show conversational phrasing. Every 5th lesson is a review of the preceding 4 lessons. This is the most comprehensive set of 40 lessons on conversational sign language available.



Until Proven Innocent
By Gene Grossman

A Peter Sharp Legal Mystery

  It's tough enough defending innocent people, but attorney Peter Sharp's new client has a reputation for disliking any person of color, and is then arrested with a smoking gun, standing over the body of a dead black man he had recently been seen arguing with. To make matters even worse, the district attorney (Peter's bitter ex-wife) has proved that the defendant's gun is in fact the murder weapon.